A Cure for Hiccups

Take fifteen or twenty tiny little sips of water, as fast as you can.

Of course, I can't just leave it at that, I have to add some notes, too.

• I like the water to be lukewarm.
• It's hard to sip quickly from a drinking fountain.
• You don't actually have to use water. I haven't had much luck with anything carbonated, but just about anything else will do.
• You can learn to recognize the moment when the hiccups go away. Twenty sips is more than enough.
• I usually need to burp afterward.